Racing On Home Freakin' Turf
This past weekend the three Jet Fuel wiseguys, Joey The Bull Giuliano, Andrew Pops Randell and me, Matt Fats Hansen headed up to duke it out on our home turf, at the King City Grand Prix. A few of the other rival gangs were honing in on our territory. Word on the street was there was a meets with the Belmire Boys and the Gears Greaseballs and something big was going down on Dufferin and Bloomington. So Don Butler made it clear we had to get out there and teach those babbos a lesson.My consigliere had told me I needed to get in the early break, and I did. I found myself with an old associate that did a few jobs with me in the past, who's working now with the Belmire Boys. We got away early with some other clowns and it looked like we could stay--the gap got so big that all of the capos in the pack knew that since all of the families were represented in the break it would stay away out of respect. Pops told me later a few guys made a stink--couple of no good hoods from the south side--and the enforcers in the pack iced them. Couple others mysteriously disappeared in the race results too thanks to a couple bucks paid to the cops at the finish line. (They made something up about the yellow line rule to make it legit and to avoid any heat from Uncle Sugar.) The boys in the break kept the ceasefire between the five families until the end of the race. I knew if I kept my mouth shut eventually I could grease all those rats up one of the hills at the end. I don't have a problem with shooting goombas in the back if it means I win. Besides, I figured Pops or the Bull would pull a fast one and get some shills to help them bridge up to me, but it didn't happen.
By now in the breakaway, things were getting grim. None of my boys could make it up to me for fear of the other families ganging up on them in the pack. On the last hill a few of the goombas took off and I was left with a couple of legbreakers known for their skill in the sprint. I guess I could have crashed them but I ain't going back to the joint--I just got out and there's no freakin' way I'm going back there just to get fourth place.Some cugine from Windsor won over this freakin' shylock from Ciclissimo. The guy I did some jobs back when we was with the same boss was third. I took sixth behind those two freakin' stoolies.
But watch out, 'cuz I hear we got a new job down in London next weekend with a major payoff. The Boss is pissed that we botched this one up and he's bringing in all the boys to make sure we get it right. And if we don't...well... Read on »
The team will be featured throughout the year in a series of short videos on our sponsor Sympatico MSN's
Finally, after three days of cramming the exams are done. Matt, my roommate, was enjoying my reliance on coffee to keep myself going. It was like we had switched roles, me sitting at the computer 10hours a day drinking coffee while he was out training.
Yup that's right - I can finally put that bike away. It's always nice to have a bike with fenders and mudflaps for when the weather gets really nasty here in Ontario, but quite frankly I'm not sad to say that I'll be leaving my winter bike for good now.
Well...at least until next January.
Joe Giuliano, Andrew Randell and I raced for years in the late nineties together. We travelled back and forth, crisscrossing the states, spending more time with each other at that time than most people do with their familes or partners.
Andrew Randell won the SISU Ontario Cup opener at Mosport today, breaking away with 7 laps remaining in the 120km race. Randell was accompanied by Windsor's Matt Bonin of the Whole Foods/Suburban Homes team. Randell left Bonin on the final climb to finish alone. Joe Giuliano took the chase group sprint for 3rd. Meanwhile in Florida...
Buck Miller's spring form continued with a fine 3rd place at the Jacksonville Twilight Criterium in Florida last night. In front of a huge crowd Miller attacked half way through the 90 minute event and he helped form the five man winning break. Miller made sure his trip to lovely Jacksonville was worth the drive by winning some primes during the race.
The final mad dash has started for me at Ryerson University. Term ending assignments are all due on Monday, and Tuesday holds the special pleasure of a presentation in which I have to synthesis a semesters worth of work. That means that this is a busy weekend, including putting in a day of racing Sunday at Mosport. The important thing is to keep it all in perspective: come next Saturday I'm a free man for 4 months. I can't wait!
Here's two more videos from our recent races in Texas-Lago Vista and the Fayetteville Stage Race-High bandwidth recommended:
The Jet Fuel Coffee team finished off their stay in Texas with a strong showing at the Coldspring Road Race. The team finished 1st, 3rd and 8th, with Buck Miller adding another win to his Texas race resume. Miller attacked a 12 man breakaway group with about 10km to go in the 120km race. 


